For potential car buyers still searching for a car....
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty
miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for ten years, but
I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. She drives up to 60 mph.
"I want the car, too," he continues. She goes 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This made him very nervous and asked her to slow down.
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.
"I've got everything I need, just dont take away this car - The Toyota Vios." she says.
"Oh, really?" he says, "OK you may have it?"
Just before she slams teh car into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him
and smiles.
...."I've got the airbag & now I have everything...adios."....
Moral of the story:
Buy A Toyota VIOS as it only has one airbag (for the driver only).
